NEWS 4 NYC “Relief”

Or, How I Came Outside to See…

Guess who didn’t wash their hands?

So, it’s not unusual to see the News’ trucks at Center Street, but this was a bit extreme…. I just walked out of our door to leave and found the News4 anchorman “relieving” himself on our neighbor’s house. Blocking someone’s drive is one thing, but this took the cake. A true professional, this guy was — he never waivered, maintaining his perfect “10” stream, as I left the house. Master of the nonchalant!

Better not to be at all Than not to be noble.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Author: Murphy